The San Antonio Weekend Pest Report

We know we’re a pest control company, but the Weekend Pest Report isn’t talking about those kinds of pests.  We’re talking about the ones that walk and talk in the human form.  The ones that look harmless, but give them more than 2 or 3 minutes to work their magic and they’ll fix any non-judgmental, preconceived notions you might have about them.

This past weekend’s pest report comes to us from San Antonio, Texas.

A man walks into a Taco Bell and orders 7 Beefy Crunch Burritos.  Upon payment the man realizes that the price of this particular item has increased from $.99 to $1.49 since his last visit.  Man becomes enraged.  An assault rifle, $3.50 and a tear gas bomb later, said man is under arrest for multiple accounts of attempted murder.

Note to Taco Bell: Don’t mess with Texas.  Note to man: Don’t mess with Taco Bell prices.

Read the AP article here.

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